Blog Archives

A Dog: Every Kid in the Universe (Including Aliens) Should Have One

Read this manifesto letter and decide for yourself, but we’re pretty sure that 9-year-old Rylan — of Lego portfolio fame — would like to have a dog.

Your sorrowful son? Talk about twisting the canine dagger.

Thanks to Travis and Suzie — Rylan’s heartless parents — for sharing this masterpiece of wanton kid-inflicted parental shame inducement with SKW.

But No Pressure with Dinner, Mom

Six-year-old Jack wrote this while patiently waiting for his mom, Suzy, to make dinner.

Moms are miracle workers, but this still seems a bit unfair.

(You can learn more about Suzy and her family at suzysammons.com)

Things Really Went Downhill in 2nd Grade

And my 8-year-old’s other moms?

Total trolls. Really.

Thou Shalt Not Steal (or I’ll Tell Mom!)

Sometimes, you just have to take a stand against the tyranny of a sister.

And if that doesn’t work, write a note to your mom telling on her.

Thanks to Megan for sharing this detailed incident report from her son.

A Dime A Dozen = A Year’s Worth of Tutoring

Sahaana is a small businesswoman.

Literally. She’s 7.

And she’s saving up to buy her own iPad. So, in hopes of drumming up a little business among attending parents, she advertised her tutoring services during her brother’s birthday party.

Based on her monthly fee and the rate of inflation, Sahaana should be able to purchase her own iPad somewhere around the year 2032.

Sahaana, don’t sell yourself short, even if you are short.

Better grades are worth more than a dime! Add some zeros to that figure and bump the decimal to the right, girl!

*****

Thanks to Vasu and Priya, Sahaana’s parents, for sharing their daughter’s awesome entrepreneurial spirit.

The Sun’ll Come Out… Tomorrow?

We all have ’em…

But few of us ever have the foresight to post a sign on our bedroom door alerting others to the fact it’s the worst day of life. By far.

And including a hand-drawn emoticon to further drive home the point and alert potential non-readers to the fact? Next-level stuff, for sure.

Thanks to Anji for sharing her son’s sun’s status update.

If he’d drawn a “Like” box, we’d have checked it for sure.

Hos Your But Crack?

Tracey and her daughter were outside playing.

Tracey fell down and landed on her rear end.

Tracey’s daughter thought it was hysterical.

Later, 5-year-old Hannah wrote a note to check on the status of her mom’s posterior.

Thanks for sharing, Tracey. We hope your but crack is doing bater.

Pizza Don’t Have No Flees

Written by SC, age 7.

Easter is the Coolest Holiday

Things that are cool about Easter when you’re a kid:

1. Putting a beatdown on those other fool suckas in the egg hunt

2. Decapitating chocolate bunnies

3. Scattering that plastic grass crap in your basket all over the house

4. Sucking the filling out of Cadbury eggs

5. Your brother Mike

Brad from CampusLIVE snapped this pic. The letter hangs on his friend Noelle’s parents’ fridge. She wrote it to her brother Mike when she was a kid.

Hope you and yours have the coolest of Easters.

A Butt-Kicking for the Ages

Brian wrote this story when he was a kid. His parents kept it. You’ll understand why. They had to be incredibly proud.

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

The moral of this story?

Talking mice are inherently wise. If one ever offers you advice, take it.

Just don’t bend over to take it.

Especially if you’re naked.