Armpit Farts: The Only Way to End Your Day
Michael over at Dadicus Grinch shared this daily “To Do” list that his 7-year-old son Hayden brought home from school one day.
Michael asked if the teacher had assigned Hayden and his classmates the job of making a list: “No, a few of us just wanted to make them.”
You’ll find that Hayden’s list is incredibly thorough (and hilarious).
A couple of annotations, courtesy of Michael:
4. “Special” is the term for a rotating class: Art, Gym, Music…
14. “Pink” is what we call their fluoride rinse. So glad that I put the fear of the dentist in them — can you tell?
17. “Jump and do armpit farts” The boy is lucky he hasn’t cracked any ribs he’s been doing so many damn armpit farts.
In honor of 7-year-olds everywhere, we at Stuff Kids Write invite to join us in completing Hayden’s list today.
Just don’t crack any ribs.
Posted on February 4, 2014, in Miscellaneous, Notes and tagged arm pit farts, children writing, funny, funny kids, hand-written notes, Humor, kid writing, Kids, LEGO movie, Legos, misspelled words, post-it notes, scribbled notes, Stuff Kids Write, to do list, Writing. Bookmark the permalink. 23 Comments.
too funny! great laugh for the morning.
i love this so much
Hilarious!! I learned some new things from Hayden’s list!
Reblogged this on peachyteachy and commented:
My kind of to-do list!
I love “play legos” then “have fun at legos” good to keep the emotion on the “to-do” list too 🙂 so funny!
Me tooo 😀
As a former nanny and current older sister of now 15, 11 & 10 year olds… this got me the biggest smile & giggle of the day! Too funny! And very precise, haha.
What a great pick-me-up for a long day at work!!
It’s always good to have goals!
Reblogged this on forgottenmeadows and commented:
I love this to do list!
Reblogged this on koltonbauers and commented:
funny
I like making lists. The joy of completing things. This kid is on a roll.:)
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Oh this definitely made my day! I’m adding armpit farts to my list right now!
Play legos should be on everyone’s list (adults included).
Thanks for the laugh,
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Very funny! Loved it!
My first secretary used to make to-do lists that included #5. Guess it was important enough to write down lest she forget. She didn’t last very long. Obvs.
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Armpit farts here too. I don’t why it’s universal!
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