#$%*ing Toilet Humor

When Tara’s stepdaughter was seven, she wrote about how the world needed to change.

SKW Toilet Graffiti

Translation: “I would really like to change the world. I think we should put more trees and more water, and there is too much dirt, too. Stop writing ‘fuck’ in toilets. Thank you.”

We couldn’t agree more.


Thanks to Tara of Love from Tara for the awesome submission. If you have something funny that your child or someone else’s kid wrote, please send a picture of it to mcfadden(dot)chase(at)gmail(dot)com or leanneshirtliffe(at)gmail(dot)com.

About Leanne Shirtliffe

Leanne Shirtliffe is the author of SLOTH TO THE RESCUE, SAVING THUNDER THE GREAT, THE CHANGE YOUR NAME STORE, and NO MORE BEIGE FOOD (2016). She also wrote humor books DON'T LICK THE MINIVAN: Things I Never Thought I'd Say To My Kids and MOMMYFESTO. She and her family live in Calgary, Alberta because they like complaining about the weather.

Posted on September 7, 2013, in Notes, School Assignments, Writing in Weird Places and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. thanks Leanne for letting me know it was posted.

  2. Hahaha people should listen to this kid!

  3. That is hilarious. Couldn’t agree more! Hahaha

  4. Reblogged this on Your One Stop Shop for Everything Parenthood and commented:
    I agree…we shouldn’t be writing profanity in toilets. After all, it will wash away. 😉

  5. Reblogged this on kimtex Blog.

  6. Reblogged this on Menopause & Mojitos and commented:
    Hear hear – I’m so fed up of seeing fuck written in toilets!!

  7. I agree with this fellow

  8. smart kid here, it gets annoying going public batherooms when all the stalls are filled with naughty words.

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