Sh*t My Un-Birthday Note Says

At one elemantary school, second graders have to write birthday letters to their classmates. If a birthday falls on a weekend or holiday, students celebrate their un-birthday.

Check out this shiny, happy letter:

Personally, I prefer a shiny star …

I’m not sure I want to know where the half-erased “3 Dogs” comment is going …

About Leanne Shirtliffe

Leanne Shirtliffe is the author of SLOTH TO THE RESCUE, SAVING THUNDER THE GREAT, THE CHANGE YOUR NAME STORE, and NO MORE BEIGE FOOD (2016). She also wrote humor books DON'T LICK THE MINIVAN: Things I Never Thought I'd Say To My Kids and MOMMYFESTO. She and her family live in Calgary, Alberta because they like complaining about the weather.

Posted on June 12, 2012, in School Assignments. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Where do you get all this stuff? How can you be funny ALL the time?

  2. Ha! At first I thought the last line said, “Did you know that?”, which also made me laugh.

  3. I nominated you for the versatile blogger award.

  4. I really want to know about the 3 dogs too.

  5. Ha! I student taught in a 2nd grade classroom and we wrote birthday letters too. I should have documented all of the funny stuff that came out of their mouth.

  6. Now that’s some funny shit/shirt/whatever. 🙂

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