Will the Real Slame Shady (Leperchaun) Please Stand Up?
DISCLAIMER: All characters appearing in this work by 8-year-old WP are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, particularly a Grammy Award-winning artist, his feline companion, or the caricature from Lucky Charms cereal, is purely coincidental.
How I Got Kidnapped by Minim
Hi my name is slame shady leperchuan. And this is my story about how I got kidnapped by a rapper. Hope you enjoy!
Once opon a time there was a leperchaun named slame shady leperchaun. I met a rapper named minim. For some reason he kidnapped me. And you know what he made me do? He made me sing his latest hit! And after that he let me go. And you know what happened? His cat ate me whole! Yep! I told this whole story from a cat’s belly. The End.
(Ps. The cat ate my left hand.)
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Thanks to Jamie for submitting this awesome, imaginative story from her son. It’s the cat’s meow.
Please go check out Jamie’s blog at All Things Fnkybee and follow her on Twitter at @Fnkybee.
To the best of our knowledge, she does not write from the belly of a cat.
Posted on August 10, 2011, in School Assignments, Stories and tagged All Things Fnkybee, Chase McFadden, Eminem, funny writing, Grammy Award-winning, Humor, Ironic Mom, kid writing, Kids, Leanne Shirtliffe, Lucky Charms, Slim Shady, Some Species Eat Their Young, Stuffkidswrite.com. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
It totally doesn’t surprise me that minim has a cat that eats leperchuans. This kid’s a hit!
It would probably be more surprising if he didn’t.